Bad News: You have to do the work
Here's the Deal : Remember once upon a time when your Sig O gave you a massage whenever you wanted? Ah, those were the days. Now you consider yourself lucky if you get a two-minute back scratch. Not to worry, today’s deal will turn back the clock to the ‘honeymoon phase’: $69 gets you a three-hour “Partners in Wellness” Couples Massage Class for yourself and one other person ($225 value) from Touch Massage Therapy.
Grab your Sig O (or one of your massage-loving friends) and head to the Living Well Health & Wellness Center in Addison for three hours of blissful, hands-on instruction. Chris Lowe, a licensed massage therapist and instructor, will teach you and your partner basic, easy-to-follow massage techniques. You’ll learn the proper way to use pressure to avoid weariness in your hands and how to customize massages according to your partner’s likes and dislikes, further increasing the relaxing and rejuvenating benefits of massage.
Make a date for a Friday night class (6:30-9:30pm), or take a Saturday morning class (9am-12pm) as a relaxing pre-cursor to brunch. You’ll want to ditch the pricey spa massages once your Sig O has these techniques up his or her sleeve. Click here to get this deal.
And, for the love of everything holy, do not give this to your dad for father's day. Yes, we know they did it once, which is why you're here, but the last thing you want to do is pay for a foreplay certificate. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.