Win Free Money From Now You See Me!

Now You See Me is coming out in June and they're giving away money to get you excited about the movie!

WHAT: Please join i93 on-air personality Adam Bomb on the plaza in Victory Park for the chance to win a spot in the NOW YOU SEE ME Cash Box. Winners have 30 seconds to grab as many dollar bills as possible – up to $500!

WHEN: Thursday, May 30
Arrival: 8:30am
On-air time: 9:00-10:00am

WHERE: Plaza outside of WFAA-TV in Victory Park
3030 Olive Street
Dallas, TX 75202

Bored at work on a Friday Afternoon

You're bored. Boss won't let you go home. Makes you feel a little destructive, doesn't it. Check out this site and see if it helps: http://www.devastatingexplosions.com/

Have You Ever Wanted to Be a Unicorn?

Probably so. So, for your pleasure, I present the Unicorn Name Generator that will waste the next 15 seconds of your time. You're welcome. http://unicorn.namegeneratorfun.com/

Don't Freak Out

I'm tired of my blog. Not the freaking awesome deals I give you, but the look. It was cool once upon a time, but now it sucks. It's boring. I have friends with pretty blogs and mine looks like the fat ugly friend you might bring along to the bar as your wing chick so you look AWESOME. Anyway, so, trying out new things. If you love or hate something, tell me. At least that way I'll have a clue what you want.

P.S.- I'm going to Bijoux for dinner tonight for KRLD Restaurant Week. You're jealous, aren't you? Oh, want to be more jealous, I took advantage of one of the fabu deals I share with you and I'm taking the Sig-O here. Will report back.

I Can't Find Anything for You

I'm sorry, the deals just aren't flowing today. Or maybe I'm just not feeling wheely-dealy. I don't have to feel that way every day, I'm not getting paid from this little adventure. Sidenote: if you see something cool in one of the ads that you want to learn more about, please, by all means, feel free to click and learn more. :)

Anyway, so, here's all I've got. Restaurant Week starts Friday night. Yes, Friday people, it's the preview weekend. Score! So, the Sig-O and I managed to score 3 primo reservations: Bijoux, The Mansion and Abacus. Jealous? Where are you going? Where should I try to add? And yes, I'll write these up for your reading pleasure.

So You Think You Can Dance Presale Password

I think some people still watch and care about this show, here's the presale password: Dance2011

I'm boread already thinking about that show, but if you want to go, have at it. Thursday 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Sale to people not as lucky as you b/c you know about my blog and they don't: 10 a.m. Friday

X-Factor Auditions Tomorrow Night - Get Your FREE Tickets

Come see if Dallas has "got it"! Print free audience tickets to see THE X FACTOR!

Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul have been reunited as judges and the show will be in Texas for TWO DAYS ONLY auditioning both solo artists AND vocal groups. The auditions will be in front of the judges and a live audience. The acts that survive will compete for a $5 million recording contract with Sony/Syco! It's the biggest guaranteed prize in TV history.

Get Medieval for Half Off for Being a Mavs Fan

We all know I love to make fun of dorks who dress up. I love it even more when I can do it for cheap. Well, here's an opportunity to eat with your hands, get horse dust in your food and make fun of dorks who dress up. Enjoy!

Your New Shirt - Keep Dallas Pretentious

Yea, yea, we know, Austin is Weird. And that makes it sooooo cool. And people get offended when you tell them "we're not snobs, we're just better than you." So, here's your new shirt for you to sport this summer:
Click here to order it. You know you want to.

Giving a Fake Phone Number that Connects to Your Real Phone Number

Ok, so we've all accidentally given out our real phone number to the wrong person on occassion. Here's a way to give out your number (in case you actually do want to talk to your next potential Sig-O) without having to worry about that individual blowing up your real phone number (why your previous Sig-O has "previous" in the name) and it saves you the hassle of giving them 972-444-3456 (which sounds fake and "Hello, and welcome to AOL Moviefone!")

Babble.ly provides a fake forwarding number you can give out freely and cut off at any time. Now, to think of an appropriately cool-sounding alias...Take care of this before you head to that annual pool party featuring too many jello shots.

Fun at Work - Michael Bolton, Pirates and Lonely Island

It's lunchtime, you're hungry and bored. Check out this video for 3:17 of hilarity. Thanks to the little sister for showing this to me:

Peter the Possum

I have to have a real job since this blogging thing doesn't pay the bills. So, I thought I would share this video that I shot this morning. Enjoy:

How to be a Slumfish Millionaire

Ok, so I'll confess that the baby tree in my office almost died over the weekend. And that I'm not actually the caretaker of the plant in my office b/c it would die if it had to depend on me for water. I play music for it, isn't that enough? But I digress, I think I may need a new officemate. Not sure what color he will be or what breed he'll be, but I know he'll be living in style. Check this outYep, a fish condo. And you can even stack them so you can have a whole complex! Check out this link for the deets: http://remodelista.com/products/fish-hotel-and-condo

Friday Afternoon Entertainment

Let's face it, we all hate working on Friday afternoons. I'd gladly work longer and harder during the other 4 days of the week, just ot avoid working Friday afternoon, but alas, I'm not currently afforded that situation. That being said, here's a good way to waste a few minutes of your day. Cute Roulette. Ok, it's kind of dumb, but just watch snips of a few videos. I'm not saying it will entertain you all afternoon, but it'll tick a few minutes off the clock. You're welcome.

Hello Again

I know, it's been a while. Ok, it's been more like 9 months. No, no baby, just been busy. Seriously busy. You want to make the big guy upstairs laugh? Just tell him your plans. But, no more excuses, I'm back and ready to tell you all the stuff you need to know. You're welcome. . . in advance. And please feel free to spread the word that I'm back and full of good information.

Oh, and just because I love my blog readers, I'm adding restaurant reviews. See, things just keep getting better!

Entertainment for the Morning

I normally don't go political on this blog, but I would give you the Dixie Chicks presale password if the girls would go back on tour. And this isn't political as much as it is entertaining, even more entertaining than the idea of our governor running around with a gun shooting those "dangerous" coyotes. So here, be entertained. And know you would do the same thing to protect your precious kittens: http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2010/05/kirk-watson-sees-your-coyote-a.html

Another Site to Waste Time on at Work

It's a good one. Certainly good enough to waste a couple minutes on on a Friday afternoon when it's all pretty outside and you want to leave, but your boss keeps you chained to the desk and makes you work. That's not passive aggressive of you at all. Enjoy: http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com

More Ways to Waste Time at Work

Three Words: Manatee. Net. Cam.

Awesome. So, you're not really a voyeur, but you like to watch stuff, like manatees. The Dallas World Aquarium has net cams of its manatees and Leafy Sea Dragons, so feel free to waste some time during the day by watching them. It's kind of like the aquarium channel, but different, but not so different. Check it out here: http://www.dwazoo.com/d/node/30

You're welcome.

A Good Way to Waste Two Minutes at Work

If you can't see the video, click here.