Good News: Couples Massage for Only $69

Bad News: You have to do the work

Here's the Deal : Remember once upon a time when your Sig O gave you a massage whenever you wanted? Ah, those were the days. Now you consider yourself lucky if you get a two-minute back scratch. Not to worry, today’s deal will turn back the clock to the ‘honeymoon phase’: $69 gets you a three-hour “Partners in Wellness” Couples Massage Class for yourself and one other person ($225 value) from Touch Massage Therapy.

Grab your Sig O (or one of your massage-loving friends) and head to the Living Well Health & Wellness Center in Addison for three hours of blissful, hands-on instruction. Chris Lowe, a licensed massage therapist and instructor, will teach you and your partner basic, easy-to-follow massage techniques. You’ll learn the proper way to use pressure to avoid weariness in your hands and how to customize massages according to your partner’s likes and dislikes, further increasing the relaxing and rejuvenating benefits of massage.

Make a date for a Friday night class (6:30-9:30pm), or take a Saturday morning class (9am-12pm) as a relaxing pre-cursor to brunch. You’ll want to ditch the pricey spa massages once your Sig O has these techniques up his or her sleeve. Click here to get this deal.

And, for the love of everything holy, do not give this to your dad for father's day. Yes, we know they did it once, which is why you're here, but the last thing you want to do is pay for a foreplay certificate. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Mother's Day is 6 Days Away

Don't get stuck doing a last minute gift for mom, treat yourself (or her, or both of you) to two spa services at the upscale Village at Fairview and save more than half on the regular price. This exclusive 85-minute package includes a massage and customized facial at the playfully named Hello Gorgeous for$59.

Normally $140, this package includes:
- 55-minute full-body massage with organic oils and lavender aromatherapy
- Ultra Aloe Care Mignon facial (30 minutes) with exfoliation, mask, and neck and shoulder massage

This package makes a great Mother's Day gift. To get this deal, purchase a voucher directly fromTravelzoo, then call Hello Gorgeous to schedule an appointment. Important:* Buy the voucher before 8 p.m. Monday, May 9.* The voucher can be redeemed starting Tuesday, May 10,through Nov. 9, 2011. For more information on this deal from Hello Gorgeous, click here: http://www.travelzoo.com/l/72883938-1022015/

Cheap Massage - And It's Not the Sketchy Kind

Want a full hour massage for under $10? Today is your lucky day! Grab one for yourself, your special someone, your mom (mother's day is coming), heck, grab an extra one so you'll have a backup birthday present around.

This deal is only around for a few more days, so go ahead and grab yours: http://www.weeklyplus.com/dallas/spa-and-salon/monalisa-wellness-center-and-spa-1-1261.html